This whole 'different worlds' thing is never not gonna blow his mind. Who needs crystal when you got this weirdness...? Still, he's not in any way averse to giving someone the United States cultural rundown. What else does he have going on?

Nodding, he takes another sip of his cider.

"Yeah, they get totally steamrolled by Christmas like media-wise, but they're both a pretty big deal. Where I'm from was really into Halloween, we had like all kinds of parties and stuff, cuz we were so close to the border..." He stops himself there. One thing at a time, yo-- the basics before getting into the local celebrations:

"Halloween's about, like... Costumes and candy. Kids dress up and go door to door, ringing the bells or knocking or whatever and the people in the houses load them up with sugar and chocolate and whatnot..."